@0:01 - Good evening loyal fans, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
@0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Mariel Smithwick!
New Groaner
@0:13 - Loyal Fans, please put your hands together for
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between
Seven Lakes
&
Seven Lakes!
@0:29 - First in
Red, it's
Seven Lakes:
Andrew "the apple doesn't fall far from the" Olivas "tree"
Evan "the Aussie" Mauzy
Hallie Poysky "-yee"
Nathan "boilin' hot" Boylan
And captain for the Red team:
George Jo"-handsome"
And once again your referee; Mariel Smithwick!
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In
Red, it's
Seven Lakes:
Izzy "with the rizzy" Karake
Rozhin "the money making machine" Shivandi
Varvara "Va-va voom" Fomicheva
"going for the k-" Lilliana Santos
And captain for the Red team:
"whip and" Signe "nay" Giltrup
And once again your referee: Mariel Smithwick
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Emily Rickford and Ted Tran!
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper,
and a big round of applause for:
Izzy Karake,
Rozhin Shavandi,
Varvara Fomicheva,
Liliana Santos,
Signe Giltrup,
and your referee,
Mariel Smithwick, my name is [NAME].
Have a good night, and drive home save!