Stratford
SA | SJ
Fair
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        1st Half


        @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

        @0:19 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Carlo Minotti!

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        Player Intros


        @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

        Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Saint Agnes | Strake Jesuit, Cy Fair & Stratford!

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        @0:29 - First in Red, it's Cy Fair:
        Wyatt "midnight" Lewis
        Kayla Hall "pass"
        Emily "all" Mize "on me"
        And captain for the Red team:
        Jaden Balmer "is life"

        And now, approaching the field in Black, it's Saint Agnes | Strake Jesuit:
        Bridget "clearing the" Baarlaer
        "California or" Buster Verheeck
        Christina "rare medium well" Dunwoody
        Elizabeth "-er believe it" Lakoski
        And captain for the Black team:
        Michael "keep" Orcutt

        And your final team for the evening, in Blue, it's Stratford:
        Kaelyn “Call me K K” Robison
        Will Alvey “There for a you”
        Monica “Can”Deru
        And captain for the Blue team:
        Janet "Kick down the" Hagedorn

        And once again your referee; Carlo Minotti!

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        2nd Half


        @0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!

        - Wait till drop (0:23) -

        @0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:

        In Red, it's Cy Fair:
        Wyatt "midnight" Lewis
        Kayla Hall "pass"
        Emily "all" Mize "on me"
        And captain for the Red team:
        Jaden Balmer "is life"

        And once again in Black, it's Saint Agnes | Strake Jesuit:
        "California or" Buster Verheeck
        Braden "of theives" Leite
        Emma Niall "be back"
        Dawn "of the dead" Earles
        And captain for the Black team:
        Fernando "nothing but-a" Urdaneta

        In Blue, it's Stratford:
        Luke Centanni
        Cameron Ma”Jet”Ski
        Valentina Che “La la la la - la - la la la la”
        And captain for the Blue team:
        Mc"Kenna You Hear Me Now?" Tanner

        And once again your referee: Carlo Minotti

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        Outro

        With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:

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        @0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Michael Sullivan, Amy Brewer & Marna Meier.

        Players

        If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
        Wyatt Lewis,
        Buster Verheeck,
        Luke Centanni,
        Kayla Hall,
        Braden Leite,
        cameron majewski,
        Emily Mize,
        Emma Niall,
        Valentina Chelala ,
        Jaden Balmer,
        Dawn Earles,
        McKenna Tanner,
        Fernando Urdaneta,
        and your referee, Carlo Minotti, my name is [NAME].
        Have a good night, and drive home save!

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