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        1st Half


        @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

        @0:19 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Connor Woods!

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        Player Intros


        @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

        Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Cy Woods, Jordan & Paetow!

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        @0:29 - First in Black, it's Jordan:
        Jacob "Milton" Bradley
        Madeline "lightning" McKean
        Tyler "row row" Royer "boat"
        And captain for the Black team:
        Gus "and roses" Burzinski

        And now, approaching the field in Blue, it's Cy Woods:
        Bella "the beloved" Gager
        Liam "turn down for" Watkins
        "green eggs &" Sam Robinson
        And captain for the Blue team:
        Jorrell "drama llama" Fama

        And your final team for the evening, in Red, it's Paetow:
        Ali "fabulous he" Ammiel
        Patton "keep the" Faith
        Isabella "children of the" Cornejo
        And captain for the Red team:
        Ian Romero "and Juliet"

        And once again your referee; Connor Woods!

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        2nd Half


        @0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!

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        @0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:

        In Black, it's Jordan:
        Tyler "row row" Royer "boat"
        Jacob "Milton" Bradley
        Madeline "lightning" McKean
        And captain for the Black team:
        Gus "and roses" Burzinski

        And once again in Blue, it's Cy Woods:
        Marcus Alfaro
        Megan "google" Croom
        Samuel "freud" Sigman
        And captain for the Blue team:
        Logan LaFave

        In Red, it's Paetow:
        Cole "ten points to" Griffin "-dor"
        "turn the" Paige Mace
        Benjamin "button" Williams
        And captain for the Red team:
        "space" Ace Wilson

        And once again your referee: Connor Woods

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        Outro

        With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:

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        @0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Elizabeth Mace, Toby Drake, Cassandra Randall, Jonathan Hubbard & Andrew Midkiff!

        Players

        If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
        Tyler Royer,
        Marcus Alfaro,
        Cole Griffin,
        Jacob Bradley,
        Megan Croom,
        Paige Mace,
        Madeline McKean,
        Samuel Sigman,
        Benjamin Williams,
        Gus Burzinski,
        Logan LaFave,
        Ace Wilson,
        and your referee, Connor Woods, my name is [NAME].
        Have a good night, and drive home save!

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