@0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Cy Woods, Jordan & Paetow!
- Wait till drop (0:29) -
@0:29 - First in Black, it's Jordan:
Jacob "Milton" Bradley
Madeline "lightning" McKean
Tyler "row row" Royer "boat"
And captain for the Black team:
Gus "and roses" Burzinski
And now, approaching the field in Blue, it's Cy Woods:
Bella "the beloved" Gager
Liam "turn down for" Watkins
"green eggs &" Sam Robinson
And captain for the Blue team:
Jorrell "drama llama" Fama
And your final team for the evening, in Red, it's Paetow:
Ali "fabulous he" Ammiel
Patton "keep the" Faith
Isabella "children of the" Cornejo
And captain for the Red team:
Ian Romero "and Juliet"
And once again your referee; Connor Woods!
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2nd Half
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
- Wait till drop (0:23) -
@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In Black, it's Jordan:
Tyler "row row" Royer "boat"
Jacob "Milton" Bradley
Madeline "lightning" McKean
And captain for the Black team:
Gus "and roses" Burzinski
And once again in Blue, it's Cy Woods:
Marcus Alfaro
Megan "google" Croom
Samuel "freud" Sigman
And captain for the Blue team:
Logan LaFave
In Red, it's Paetow:
Cole "ten points to" Griffin "-dor"
"turn the" Paige Mace
Benjamin "button" Williams
And captain for the Red team:
"space" Ace Wilson
And once again your referee: Connor Woods
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Outro
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
- Chariots of Fire -
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Elizabeth Mace, Toby Drake, Cassandra Randall, Jonathan Hubbard & Andrew Midkiff!
Players
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
Tyler Royer,
Marcus Alfaro,
Cole Griffin,
Jacob Bradley,
Megan Croom,
Paige Mace,
Madeline McKean,
Samuel Sigman,
Benjamin Williams,
Gus Burzinski,
Logan LaFave,
Ace Wilson,
and your referee, Connor Woods, my name is [NAME]. Have a good night, and drive home save!