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    1st Half


    @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

    @0:19 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Kelly Harkins!

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    Player Intros


    @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

    Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Stratford, & Stratford!

    - Wait till drop (0:29) -

    @0:29 - First in , it's Stratford:
    Travis - Travipatty - Britt
    Meagan "Knees-don't-work" Cockrum
    Traces "of Poison" Murphree
    Mavra Khan "Do it"
    Will "Frolicking through the" Meadows
    Charlie Goodman
    Michael "Diesel" Deis
    Dylan "Knock Knock, Who's There" Nakayama
    Grey's Anantomy Meyers
    Asher Rigo
    And captain for the team:
    Summer - The Season - Ali

    And once again your referee; Kelly Harkins!

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    2nd Half


    @0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!

    - Wait till drop (0:23) -

    @0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:

    In , it's Stratford:
    Tyler "Fart" guson
    "Central" Parker "of New" York
    AC Air Conditioning Harper
    Elly "Yawn" a Geva
    Savera Karia
    "Oh When will you go out with me" Sullivan
    Paige Mandery
    Grey's Anantomy Meyers
    And captain for the team:
    Abbigail Scotty McHottie
    And captain for the team:
    Summer - The Season - Ali

    And once again your referee: Kelly Harkins

    - End -

    Outro

    With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:

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    @0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: David Clayton and Jean Tanner!

    Players

    If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
    Tyler Fargason,
    Parker York,
    AC Harper,
    Eliana Geva ,
    Savera Karia ,
    Owen Sullivan,
    Paige Mandery,
    Abigail Myers,
    Abbigayle Scott ,
    Sammer Ali,
    and your referee, Kelly Harkins, my name is [NAME].
    Have a good night, and drive home save!

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