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      1st Half


      @0:01 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

      @0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Samir Mojaddedi!

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      Player Intros


      @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

      Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Cy Woods, & Clements !

      - Wait till drop (0:29) -

      @0:29 - First in Red, it's Cy Woods:
      Nathan "the rock" Johnson
      Ashe "catchem" Gonzalez
      Leah "the playah" DeLeon
      And captain for the Red team:
      Jorrell "drama llama da" Fama

      And now, approaching the field in Blue, it's Clements :
      Alyssa "Que Sera" Serrano
      Jessica Lee "-ave me alone"
      Tyler "Ten Cents Shy of a" Buckley
      And captain for the Blue team:
      Andy "Scooby Doobie" Wu

      And once again your referee; Samir Mojaddedi!

      - End -

      2nd Half


      @0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!

      - Wait till drop (0:23) -

      @0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:

      In Red, it's Cy Woods:
      Skyler "back in" Blackett
      Jay "corn on the cob" Griffin
      Arianna "the human" Shields
      And captain for the Red team:
      Jorrell "drama llama da" Fama

      And once again in Blue, it's Clements :
      Sophie "Everybody" Wang "Chung Tonight"
      Charlotte "Haters Be" Layton
      Jessica Lee "-ave me alone"
      And captain for the Blue team:
      Gretchen "Steaks on the" Gille

      And once again your referee: Samir Mojaddedi

      - End -

      Outro

      With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:

      - Chariots of Fire -


      @0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Colleen Morgan and Chase Hodgeson!

      Players

      If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
      Skyler Blackett,
      Sophie Wang,
      Jaecob Griffin,
      Charlotte Layton,
      Arianna Shields,
      Jessica Lee,
      Jorrell Fama,
      Gretchen Gille,
      and your referee, Samir Mojaddedi, my name is [NAME].
      Have a good night, and drive home save!

      - House Music -