@0:01 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
@0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Connor Woods!
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@0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Jordan, & Tompkins!
@0:29 - First in
Blue, it's
Jordan:
Trinity "cubed" Grubb
Madeline "lightning" McKean
Nathan "kirkus circus" Sobel
And captain for the Blue team:
Donnie "bo bonnie" Barrere
And now, approaching the field in
Red, it's
Tompkins:
Santiago "rotten to the" Cortes
"don't put the" Carter "before the horse" Andry
Lincoln "you ain't gonna see him stinkin" Brunnert
And captain for the Red team:
Elisa Garcia "they all wanna be ya"
And once again your referee; Connor Woods!
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In
Blue, it's
Jordan:
"european" Vicky Zwarts
Bailey "back flipping daily" McBride
Kyler "the fabric of our lives" Cotton
And captain for the Blue team:
"snuffle uhfa-" Gus Burzinski
And once again in
Red, it's
Tompkins:
Annika Srivastava "vista"
Mateo Garcia "I A"
Kamara "hose you down" Mozie
And captain for the Red team:
Abigail "feel the" Bernheisel
And once again your referee: Connor Woods
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Kelsie Morris, Mark McManus & Andrew Midkiff!
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper,
and a big round of applause for:
Vicky Zwarts,
Annika Srivastava,
Bailey McBride,
Mateo Garcia,
Kyler Cotton,
Kamara Mozie,
Gus Burzinski,
Abigail Bernheisel,
and your referee,
Connor Woods, my name is [NAME].
Have a good night, and drive home save!