@0:01 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
@0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Connor Woods!
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@0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Paetow, & Tompkins!
@0:29 - First in
Blue, it's
Paetow:
Nico "put on that sweater" Maglione
Ben "jammin' out" Williams
Madi "sun of a gun" Stewart
And captain for the Blue team:
"turning the" Paige Mace
And now, approaching the field in
Red, it's
Tompkins:
Kyndahl "not the Kardashian" Wiseman
Archie Nicol "penny and a dime"
Elisa Garcia "they all wanna be ya"
And captain for the Red team:
Abigail "feel the" Bernheisel
And once again your referee; Connor Woods!
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In
Blue, it's
Paetow:
Mady "sing sang sung" Fleener
Owen "that" Heppen "-ed"
Patton "pending" Faith
And captain for the Blue team:
Mia Collins "me later
And once again in
Red, it's
Tompkins:
Rizal "s well that ends well" Patagoc
Johan "keep calm and" Carreon
Ava "the" Stone "wall"
And captain for the Red team:
"don't put the" Carter "before the horse" Andry
And once again your referee: Connor Woods
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Kelsie Morris, Elizabeth Mace, Mark McManus & Anthony Nieves!
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper,
and a big round of applause for:
Madyson Fleener,
Rizal Patagoc ,
Owen Heppen,
Johan Carreon,
Patton Faith,
Ava Stone,
Mia Collins,
Carter Andry,
and your referee,
Connor Woods, my name is [NAME].
Have a good night, and drive home save!