@0:13 - Loyal Fans, please put your hands together for
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between
Paetow
&
Mayde Creek!
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@0:29 - First in Blue, it's Paetow:
Zoey Ward "of the rings"
Isabella "riz-"ama
Avery “day I’m hustling” Warren
And captain for the Blue team:
"turn the" Paige Mace
And now, approaching the field in Red, it's Mayde Creek:
Jana Thomas-Gomez
Celine "the feen" Khalife
Leanna "banana" Kisuuli
And captain for the Red team:
Joselyn "the boss-elyn" Buendia
And once again your referee; Scott White!
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2nd Half
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
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@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In Blue, it's Paetow:
"under my umbrella" Ella Rinchiuso
Kayla "pots and pans" Strickland
Owen "that" Heppen "-ed"
And captain for the Blue team:
Patton "pending" Faith
And once again in Red, it's Mayde Creek:
Elissa Galiley "pad"
Michael "can't recycle" Morris
Luis "fur elise" Suazo
And captain for the Red team:
Josh Garcia "wouldn't wanna be ya"
And once again your referee: Scott White
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Outro
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
- Chariots of Fire -
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Paul Shaffer, Elizabeth Mace, Lindsay Luker, Amy Wernig, Shannon Vince, Wendy Faith & Tanner Holley!
Players
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
Ella Rinchiuso ,
Elissa Galiley ,
Kayla Strickland,
Lain Morris,
Owen heppen,
Luis Suazo,
Patton Faith,
Joshua Garcia,
and your referee, Scott White, my name is [NAME]. Have a good night, and drive home save!