@0:01 - Good evening loyal fans, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!
@0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Samir Mojaddedi!
New Groaner
@0:13 - Loyal Fans, please put your hands together for
Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between
Home
&
Seven Lakes!
@0:29 - First in , it's Home:
And now, approaching the field in
Red, it's
Seven Lakes:
"there's no I in" Aditi "-m" Borkar
Braxton "s of money" Ahiemer
Cole "me maybe" Davies
Elianna "na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na" Grinberg !
"under my umbrella" Ella Krasner
Evan "the Aussie" Mauzy
Izzy "with the rizzy" Karake
"going for the k-" Lilliana Santos
And captain for the Red team:
Rozhin "the money making machine" Shivandi
And captain for the Red team:
"whip and" Signe "nay" Giltrup
And once again your referee; Samir Mojaddedi!
@0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!
@0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:
In , it's Home:
And once again in
Red, it's
Seven Lakes:
Vitor "not Victor" Jones Anicio
Beatrix "up her sleeve" Belcher
Hallie Poysky "-yee"
Izzy "with the rizzy" Karake
Kylie "the grim reaper" Grimmett
Andrew "the apple doesn't fall far from the" Olivas "tree"
And captain for the Red team:
Varvara "Va-va voom" Fomicheva
And captain for the Red team:
Becca "circle bottom" O'Rear
And once again your referee: Samir Mojaddedi
With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:
@0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Emily Rickford and Ted Tran!
If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper,
and a big round of applause for:
Vitor Jones anicio,
Beatrix Belcher,
Hallie Poysky,
Izzy Karake,
Kylie Grimmett,
and your referee,
Samir Mojaddedi, my name is [NAME].
Have a good night, and drive home save!