Log In
St John
Woods
1 5 1 5
Tally marks
    Add
      Add
      1st Half


      @0:01 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

      @0:14 - Please put your hands together, for your referee for this evening, Samir Mojaddedi!

      - Groaner Foul -

      New Groaner
      Player Intros


      @0:13 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ComedySportz High School League®!

      Here’s the starting lineup for tonight’s match between Cy Woods, & St John XXIII!

      - Wait till drop (0:29) -

      @0:29 - First in Red, it's Cy Woods:
      Ashe "catchem" Gonzalez
      Masen "not britney" Spears
      Jorrell "drama llama da" Fama
      And captain for the Red team:
      Logan "the" LaFave "-orite"

      And now, approaching the field in Blue, it's St John XXIII:
      Benjamin "chipping for" Parmenter
      Angelina "not your average door-" Mandel
      Gabriel "estate" Barrera
      And captain for the Blue team:
      Bethany "not fluent in" Englishbee

      And once again your referee; Samir Mojaddedi!

      - End -

      2nd Half


      @0:13 - Please put your hands together for the second half of ComedySportz!

      - Wait till drop (0:23) -

      @0:23 - Please welcome back to the field:

      In Red, it's Cy Woods:
      Nathan "the rock" Johnson
      Matthew Call "me anytime"
      Brandon "bran-dog" Bartos
      And captain for the Red team:
      Logan "the" LaFave "-orite"

      And once again in Blue, it's St John XXIII:
      Ben "out of 10" Nguyen
      "slipping on a" Brennan "-nana peel" Garcia
      Ana "whole new level of" Inglish
      And captain for the Blue team:
      Robby "drawing with a stylus" Silas

      And once again your referee: Samir Mojaddedi

      - End -

      Outro

      With a final score of ____, to ____, to ______. The winners of tonight's match are:

      - Chariots of Fire -


      @0:08 - We would like to thank everybody for coming out tonight, a special thanks to: Betsy Barry and Colleen Morgan!

      Players

      If you would like to play ComedySportz at home, all you need is: a pen, some paper, and a big round of applause for:
      Nathan Johnson,
      Benjamin Nguyen,
      Matthew Call,
      Brennan Garcia,
      Brandon Bartos,
      Ana Inglish,
      Logan LaFave,
      Robby Silas,
      and your referee, Samir Mojaddedi, my name is [NAME].
      Have a good night, and drive home save!

      - House Music -